35 Coolest Bottle Openers

Family Guy Talking Bottle Opener - Stewie

Each time you open a bottle, one of these five Stewie phrases will be projected by the bottle opener, in Stewie's voice of course! Phrase 1: Who the hell do you think you are! Phrase 2: Thank you, when the world is mine you death shall be quick and painless! Phrase 3: I've been a bawdy little monkey! Phrase 4: You will bow to me! Phrase 5: The outrages I have suffered today shall not be soon forgotten!When not in use, simply use the magnet and leave it on the fridge.
£8.95 via Prezzybox

Family Guy talking Bottle Opener - Brian

Another cool talking bottle opener. One of these will play every time you use your bottle opener. There are five phrases that Brian will say: 1.Who do you need to hump to get a dry martini around here! 2. Don't make me beg! 3. Aah, I need a cocktail! 4.I am not drunk, I just have a speech impediment! 5.I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn!
£8.95 via Prezzybox

 

Ronaldinho Bottle Opener

This one has been sold on Ebay for $12,150.60 USD!

 

Bike Chain Bottle Opener

$9.50 via Mixtgoods

 

Zap Cap Bottle Opener

Place the zapper on top of any crown topped bottle, whack it with the palm of your hand and Bobs your uncle - one ice cold beer ready for consumption.

£5.95 via Prezzybox

The Opener Hat

The "OpenerHat" is another one of those "I wish I thought of that" ideas, sticking a bottle opener underneath the brim of a baseball cap. You can buy it for $15.95.

$18.95 via Coolergadgets.com

Shark Bottle Opener

This cool Shark Bottle Opener is made from ABS plastic. Use the built in magnet to stick it to the fridge. $13.95 in green and orange, the only two colors that matter.

$13.95 via Hotflamingo

Sandal Bottle Opener

Sandal bottle opener with key chain in a shape of flip flop.

Source: Motivators

Credit Card Bottle Opener

This credit card shaped bottle opener is made from 1.2mm Stainless steel and it's in a size of credit card.


£6.95  via Crazyboutgadgets

Philips World Cup Universal Remote With Bottle Opener

You can get this Philips Universal Remote that's shaped like a football field, with the buttons representing the players. The added bonus is the bottle opener attached for easy drink opening.

Two important devices put together into one uber-device means you'll never lose the remote: since someone's going to be asking you for the opener every 5 minutes. The price is 10€.

Source: GadgetBlog

Ipod Shuffle Botle Opener

Another cool bottle opener, I might get one of these.

15$ via Mophie

Marine Corps Musical Bottle Opener

Another one, that makes sounds.This bottle opener plays The Marines' Hymn. Uses replaceable 1.5V batteries and is made of durable hard plastic. You can get it for $7.95.

$7.95 via Usmcshop

Simpson's Talking Bottle Opener

Simpsons' talking beer bottle opener for all suds lovin' chaps.

$9.98 via HarrietCarter.

Helping Hand Bottle Opener

With this one you'll never be left searching for your bottle opener again!

$6.99 via Perpetualkid

Forked Up Opener

Fork and bottle opener in one. Cool.

$9.99 via Perpetualkid

Stainless Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener

Ideal for those urgent drink-related situations.

£14.95 via: Shinyshack

Talking Dalek Bottle Opener

Bottle opener where the Dalek screams out in trademark Dalek style - Alert! Alert! It has been exterminated.

Source: Comparestoreprices

Novelty Bottle Opener

This is voice recording bottle opener. Yes, you can actually record your voice with this one.

Source: Comparestoreprices

Cinderella's Slipper Bottle Opener

For all Disney fans, here is Cinderella's slipper bottle opener.

$12.99 via Disneyshopping

Vintage Parrot Bottle Opener

And something for antique collectors. This vintage cast iron parrot bottle opener with can punch by John Wright co. is original painted. The bottle opener is marked "OCEAN CITY, MD." and was probably once sold as a souvenir item.

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$165.00 via Shop.Showcaseantiques

Coca Cola Illuminated Bottle Opener

Source: Magzila

Oddities Fish Bottle Opener

Another key chain bottle opener.

Source: Walkandtravel

Samurai Bottle Opener

I found that one on this blog :Surlybikes. I only know that is from Tokyo.

S.S. Argentina Hat Bottle Opener

I guess the next one is an antique too.

Source: Moore-Mccormack

Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring Thing

That one could be handy for me. This Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring Thing is a somewhat hidden treasure on your finger.  It's a comfort to wear & it's guaranteed for life. 

$16 via: LatestBuy

KGB Watch Bottle Opener

The introduction on the Ru21 website is kind of cool.

Introduction: The only "5 in 1" KGB Gadget in the world that features:

  •  Watch
  •  Hidden compartment (stores up to 6 RU-21 pills or spy microchips)
  •  Bottle opener
  •  Compass
  •  Thermometer
  • Five code rules of the KGB:

  •  Always hide your secrets
  •  Always know what time it is
  •  Always know where you're going
  •  Always know how hot or cold it is
  •  Always be ready to open a bottle
  • $19.99 via: Ru21

    Flashlight Carabiner Bottle Opener

    A bottle opener, a key chain holde and occasional utility light in one.

    Source: Alibaba

    Homer Fridge Magnet Talking Bottle Opener

    Another bottle opener from the Simpson family. The Homer talking bottle opener measures 13 cm in height and says three trademark phrases as you pry off that bottle cap. He says:
    -“80% of the Human body is water.... or in my case Beer!”
    -“To Alcohol ...The Cause of and Solution to all of life's problems!”
    -“Drink up! not drinking is only gonna make it worse”

    £9.50 via Gogo-gadgets

    Talking Homer Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener

    Another one for all beer loving fans of the Simpsons. Slap on the 26 cm tall Homer head on your fridge and he will comment with random frases like: “Do you drink that brand? I'm not even desperate enough to drink that stuff.”
    “Hurry up and drink, that bottle 's not gonna empty itself! Unless you fall down and spill it.”
    “Hey, excuse me, but I've noticed you've fallen behind in your drinking.”
    “That better not be the last one ‘cos I'm still thirsty !”
    “Hey buddy…mind if I lick that cap!”
    everytime you open a bottle on the opener mounted at the bottom of his neck.

    DKK 339 ($50) via: Gadgets.dk

    Coors Light Bottle Opener

    Source: Awesomedeals911

    Billiard Ball Bottle Opener

    $4.40 via Platinumbilliards

    Golf Ball Bottle Opener

    $4.95 via Beau-coup

    Musical Rugby Ball Bottle Opener

    It plays "Swing Low Sweet Chariot".

    £6.99 via Play.com

    Evil Skull Bottle Opener

    $20 via Skullmanonline

    Rabbit bottle opener and bar stopper

    $25 via Plumparty




    Comments (42)
    1. Written by Monty on 24-10-2007 08:59
     
     
    Ronaldinho is funny. :grin
     
    2. Written by nelli on 25-10-2007 07:46
     
     
    :? huh? :upset
     
    3. Written by LOL on 25-10-2007 09:52
     
     
    Ronaldinho was really funny it was the only 1 that made me laugh :grin
     
    4. Written by Cry on 25-10-2007 10:11
     
     
    :cry
     
    5. Written by yo mama on 25-10-2007 12:27
     
     
    :zzz :zzz :sigh :p 8) :upset :zzz :( :x :zzz :roll :) :grin :?
     
    6. Written by Me on 25-10-2007 12:35
     
     
    That dalek one is the best!
     
    7. Written by Name on 25-10-2007 12:37
     
     
    dalek's are supreme!
     
    8. Written by Murph on 25-10-2007 13:11
     
     
    http://www.diduroshoes.com/catalog.asp?prodid=494775&showprevnext=1 
    Flip Flops with a built in bottle opener.
     
    9. Written by scott. :] on 25-10-2007 13:50
     
     
    you missed the belt buckle bottle opener from river island. tis mint. cept, if the bottles been shaken first, leaves you with an embarassin stain.
     
    10. Written by Ruler of earth on 25-10-2007 16:01
     
     
    OMG i want the ring one so much... it would seem so cool if i just randomly opened the bottle like that
     
    11. Written by Danielle on 25-10-2007 18:40
     
     
    I have a bottle opener that is a corona bottle, and inside is like oil and water or whatever so that it looks like beer, and floating between the layers is a lime wedge. hahaha.
     
    12. Written by Angel on 25-10-2007 19:40
     
     
    The Opener Hat, OMG the Opner HAT LMAOOOOOO :grin :grin :grin :x :grin :grin
     
    13. Written by greenbean on 25-10-2007 19:55
     
     
    i have a cast iron nun with an opener on the bottom. one of my favorites!
     
    14. Written by Awesome Guy on 26-10-2007 02:15
     
     
    :grin i want the skull one!
     
    15. Written by BEERBELLY on 26-10-2007 11:45
     
     
    I have the universal remote (its fantastic)and the bottle opener ring (ive never taken it off my finger since i got it)
     
    16. Written by MasterWilliam on 26-10-2007 12:58
     
     
    I want that ring. 8)
     
    17. Written by luc on 26-10-2007 15:44
     
     
    duuuude those things are like totally awesomme!!!
     
    18. Written by captain sexy on 27-10-2007 01:05
     
     
    I want the skull one. :)
     
    19. Written by This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it on 27-10-2007 02:24
     
     
    ... 
    i have like 5 of those.
     
    20. Written by mr. gears boy on 27-10-2007 05:55
     
     
    not really impressive :( :sigh :? :cry
     
    21. Written by the dude on 27-10-2007 07:57
     
     
    my REEF FANNING SANDLES with bottle opener on the sole are the coolest ever!!! By Far 
    Come on!! Flip flops that open beer!!!
     
    22. Written by missed one on 28-10-2007 22:26
     
     
    these are cool, you missed one though.... i have a bottle opener on the bottom of my flipflops!
     
    23. Written by some dude on 29-10-2007 16:09
     
     
    well, im sure i have the coolest one.. i have got a surgery, and now i have a bottle opener inserted in my ass 8)
     
    24. Written by awsome man on 01-11-2007 21:16
     
     
    :) :grin ;) 8) :p :roll :eek :upset :zzz :sigh :? :cry :( :x wtf the ring one and stewie one would be good and the dalek sucks
     
    25. Written by yourself3082 on 01-11-2007 21:16
     
     
    do dr who fans drink beer dont they prefer somthin like a nice cold glass of apple juice
     
    26. Written by Joffin on 18-11-2007 03:31
     
     
    I have the worlds best bottle opener one, theyre awesome
     
    27. Written by abbath on 20-11-2007 05:13
     
     
    I have a shoehorn with a bottleopener on it, couldnt live without it
     
    28. Written by knmono; on 24-11-2007 02:45
     
     
    this is teh wierdness :) :grin ;) 8) :p :roll :eek :upset :zzz :sigh :? :cry :( :x
     
    29. Written by you're kidding me on 14-12-2007 16:12
     
     
    these are 35 of lamest bottle openers ever. this is depressing.
     
    30. Written by eoghan67 on 23-02-2008 03:28
     
     
    8) I have a 3 stooges one that says "how 'bout a beer" "don't mind if i do" then you hear it opened and poured.
     
    31. Written by Anthony on 19-03-2008 21:37
     
     
    Aw they don't have the sandle bottle opene
     
    32. Written by Lol on 08-04-2008 03:58
     
     
    Family Guy 
    Lol :grin :grin
     
    33. Written by BEERBALLA on 05-05-2008 02:03
     
     
    fuck you 8)
     
    34. Written by sam on 19-05-2008 11:21
     
     
    fuck you all
     
    35. Written by jasontdb on 25-05-2008 16:59
     
     
    does anyone know what stores sell keychain bottle openers? i can't seem to find them anywhere
     
    36. Written by The BREWZKEY Bottle Opener...C on 10-08-2008 05:39
     
     
    These are all fancy and all, but let's get real. Who's going to carry 1 of these everywhere they go? Get the one that goes everywhere, won't break, and is truly cool (without) the over-the-top impracticality! I got mine yesterday and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it! 
     
    ohyeah....brewzkey.com
     
    37. Written by Trp on 01-12-2008 22:58
     
     
    Wow- I didn't know there were so many cool bottle openers out there. I've used the zap cap type one before and they are cool but The DeCapper makes the same style in many different themes. Some are a bit wacky but they have all the NCAA teams so that's cool. I think http://www.thedecapper.com would've been a better pick than the zap cap. Just my opinion though~
     
    38. Written by Person on 13-12-2008 15:52
     
     
    :?
     
    39. Written by Jeff D on 08-01-2009 04:50
     
     
    Hey this is in response to post number 35 by jason about where to find keychain bottle openers. The coolest keychain bottle opener that I have found is also a lighter holder. It is new so a little hard to find in stores, and their web page at www.torchtap.com is for distributors, but if you email them they will let you order just one or two. Peace.
     
    40. Written by BeerClip on 04-02-2009 16:57
     
     
    BeerClip at www.beerclip.com is a Cool Bottle Opener that you missed! 8)
     
    41. Written by susie on 08-02-2009 04:48
     
     
    :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( nice sam...have a bad day???
     
    42. Written by susie q on 08-02-2009 04:50
     
     
    :( :( :(34 had a bad day whaaaaaaaa
     

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